#IMakeMyOwnGranola

In a strange, rather quick turn of events, my husband and I bought two new cars last week. Even stranger, we went from a lifted Toyota Tundra and a Volvo wagon (guess which one was mine!) to two, yes TWO Toyota Priuses. Or is it Prius’? Priuii?

It’s funny that slowly, but surely I’m becoming someone I never thought I’d be. I’m someone who makes her own cleaning and beauty products, grows her own produce, buys fresh, organic eggs from a friend who raises chickens, and now this: a hybrid car.   Who am I?

It’s also funny that when you buy a Prius, people give you crap about it. Some good friends of ours (you know who you are!) jokingly asked if instead of new car smell, the Prius came with dirty hippy smell. I replied that you get your choice of Dirty Hippie or Patchouli. Touche.   I poke fun at myself, too, though. To the photo of my new car that I posted on Facebook I added #IMakeMyOwnGranola. You know, because I do.

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And that’s what I’m sharing with you today, my recipe for granola bars. “Why on earth,” you might ask, “would I need to make my own granola bars? Aren’t those ones in the store healthy enough?” The answer, sweet friends, is not really. Many of us are in the battle to cut out more processed foods from our diet. Even the popular granola bars that claim to be 100% natural contain sweeteners like high maltose corn syrup, maltodextrin, and high fructose corn syrup — 3 highly processed ingredients that do not exist in nature. Shame on you, Nature Valley!

I found this recipe in one of our favorite recipe books The Cancer-Fighting Kitchen when my dad was sick. The author, Rebecca Katz calls them “Anytime Bars” because when going through cancer treatments, you never know when hunger will strike, and you want to be ready to take advantage of those moments to nourish yourself. I find that to be true, and I’m not in cancer treatment. She also includes a list of variations at the end, so if the bars don’t sound like something you or your family would like, you can definitely switch up the nuts, the flour, the dates, to suit your own tastes. These are so easy and so worth the time. I hope that you try them!

Oh, and buy a Prius. And some patchouli. Who are you???

Anytime Bars

Ingredients:

1 cup raw pecan halves

1 cup whole raw almonds

2 Tbsp spelt flour (look for Bob’s Red Mill brand in the health food section)

2 Tbsp unbleached all-purpose flour

2 Tbsp finely ground flax seeds

1/4 tsp sea salt

1/8 tsp baking powder

1/8 tsp baking soda

1/4 cup old-fashioned oats

1 cup pitted dates, quartered (preferably Medjool)

1 cup unsulfured dried apricots, cut in half

1 egg

5 Tbsp maple syrup

1 tsp vanilla extract

 

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 350 and line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Lightly oil a 9-inch square pan.

Spread the pecans in a single layer on the prepared baking sheet and toast for 7-10 minutes, until aromatic and slightly browned. Watch them carefully, as they can burn easily. Repeat process for almonds. Turn oven down to 325.

Combine the spelt flour, all-purpose flour, flaxseeds, salt, baking powder, and baking soda in a food processor and process for 5 seconds to combine. Add the pecans and almonds and pulse 5 times to coarsely chop the nuts. Add the oats, dates, and apricots and pulse 10 to 15 times, until the mixture is well chopped but still coarse.

In a large bowl, whisk the egg, maple syrup, and vanilla together until thoroughly combined. Add the fruit and nut mixture and use your hands to mix thoroughly, being sure to separate any clumps of fruit. Spread the mixture in the oiled baking pan in an even layer and bake for 25-30 minutes, until set and golden brown. Don’t overbake, or the bars will be too dry. Let cool on a wire rack for 5 minutes, and then cut into 25 squares. Leave the bars in the pan until completely cool so they’ll hold together when you remove them.

Variations:

  • Use walnuts instead of pecans
  • Add ¼ cup dried cranberries, cherries, blueberries, raisins, or currants when mixing together at the end.
  • Add 1 Tbsp of grated orange zest when mixing together at the end.
  • Add 2 Tbsp of sesame seeds when mixing together at the end.
  • Add ¼ cup of unsweetened shredded coconut when mixing together at the end.
  • For a gluten-free version, substitute a gluten-free muffin mix for the spelt flour and all-purpose flour. While oats don’t contain gluten, they’re often processed alongside wheat, so if your sensitivity to gluten is extreme, be sure to use Bob’s Red Mill gluten-free oats.

Dinner of Champions

Paula and I lived together all through our 20s. One of our apartments was a two bedroom, one bathroom on the bottom floor of a two story building built in a mid-century style. Big, wide floor to ceiling windows in the living room and light green tile in the kitchen. We called it the cave because it was always cool and dark in that place, even in the height of summer. Of course, we were two blocks from the beach, so that helped some.

About six months after we moved in, a newly divorced young mom with two small kids moved into the apartment next to us. The kids were small, probably 2 and 4 years old. Their names were Landon and Maddy. Every day when they came home, Landon would look through the window and wave. Sometimes one of us would say “Hi, Bud” and then he’d holler to us about his picture or his game or whatever.

One night, Paula was standing in the front of the window eating from a bowl when Landon came home.

“What are you eating?” he asked her.

“Cereal.”

“You’re eating cereal for dinner?????”

He went running into his house, yelling for his mom. A big pause. Then the door opened and he stuck his head out.

“MY MOM SAYS YOU CAN’T EAT CEREAL FOR DINNER!!!” he yelled. Then he slammed the door.

Catholic kids know better. We can eat cereal for dinner. It happens all the time, like Fridays in Lent. Pancakes. Waffles. Egg sandwiches. And cereal.

Just no bacon.

And waffles are a MUCH better option then that other Catholic Friday stand-by: tuna casserole.

(My mom is screaming right now “But you LOVED tuna casserole when you were a baby!!!” Fine. But then I grew some taste buds. Just sayin’).

I use the Better Homes New Cookbook recipe for waffles, minus the cooking oil and sugar:

1 3⁄4 cups all-purpose flour

1 tablespoon baking powder

1⁄4 teaspoon salt

2 eggs

1 3⁄4 cups milk

Of course, I add the same secret ingredients as my Super Secret Saturday Pancakes: vanilla and cinnamon (we eyeball it).

Gabriel shook off my waffles the other night and had cereal and yogurt instead. Of course, I made sure Paula saw this picture. She said “Cereal: the breakfast, lunch & DINNER of champions!”

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Breakfast: It’s what’s for dinner.

I Suck at Cakes

Vanessa, from Suburban Mama Goddess, posted before Christmas that she baked an ugly cake. I felt her pain.

I was ten the first time I made a cake all by myself. It was from a box, but I still took it very seriously. While it was in the oven, I didn’t go outside and play with my brothers. I sat on a chair in the service porch and read my book.

When it was done, I took it out and turned it upside down on a rack to cool. There was a nice breeze coming through the back door, so I set the cake on the chair to cool faster.

Then I set the timer for 30 minutes, grabbed my book and sat down on the chair to read.

Girlfriend, yes I did sit on my cake.

Ten years later, I was home for winter break from college, and my mom asked me to bake a cake for my grandfather’s birthday. I got all fancy and tried to make two layers. I had no Food Network to tell me to even the layers before I tried to frost them. It was crazy lopsided. I honestly thought that a good thick buttercream frosting would make it look even. But I used margarine, and the frosting broke and slid all over the top of the cake. Then I left it in a spot on the counter that takes afternoon sun, so when I came back, the frosting had melted down the cake, over the plate and onto the counter.

In desperation, I dug through the baking cupboard and in the way back found a shelf-stable tube of green frosting that had only expired the month before. I tried making green roses on the pink cake.

When my grandfather saw it, he wanted to know who let the green owl in the house.

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A few years later, I decided to make an egg nog cheesecake for Christmas dinner. I will admit to not being 100% sober when I made it, so I was pleasantly surprised when it came out of the oven with nary a crack. I stenciled some stars on the top with grated nutmeg and carried it off to my parent’s home.

After dinner, I carried my cheesecake proudly to the table. I cut my brother a slice and passed it down. He took a bite and chewed. Then he started laughing.

Which of course made my other brother dive for the cheesecake with a folk and scoop a big bite into his mouth.

Then they both were laughing. By the time my dad took a bite, my first brother had spit it out: “It tastes like playdough!”

In fact, it did. I was mortified. “What happened?!” I wailed. My aunt asked me about the recipe. I didn’t remember it exactly, because Coors Light, but when I got to “three cups of flour” she stopped me. “Three cups???” she asked. “Are you sure?”

When I got home, I double-checked. Turns out, Coors Light and I misread 3 tablespoons as 3 cups and never looked back.

Every now and then I try again. For Father’s Day a few years back, I tried to make a scratch lemon cake in a sunflower cake mold for Shea. When I turned it over to pop it out, only the petals came. The center of the flower stayed in the pan. You better believe I cobbled that thing together, frosted it and served it up, gaping hole in the middle and all.

And for this past Valentine’s Day, I decided to bake a Paula Deen coconut lime cake for the family.

It was a three layer cake, but I only have two cake pans, and had to pick the kids up from school. So I tried to remove one of the cakes way too early to bake the third one, and this happened:

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Shea came home and saved it, thank goodness. It tasted amazing:

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I can bake a cookie that will make your heart melt. I perfected that egg nog cheesecake, and cheesecakes in general—you should try my key lime cheesecake. Pumpkin pie. Pecan pie. Gingerbread. Nutmeg sugar cookies. Last Christmas I made a chocolate cinnamon loaf with a whole dang pear in the middle:

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But I suck at cakes.

Well. Somebody has to.

Chicken Soup. Basic. Healthy. Yummy.

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People are sick around this time of year.  Kids are dropping off left and right from Mazie’s preschool class.  My friend and writing partner is currently quarentined up in her bedroom, diagnosed with the flu.  I’m not jealous of the sick part, but there’s a part of me that is jealous of the quarantine part.  And the codeine.

If she were still local, this would be simmering away for her this very minute.  Then I’d drop it on her porch and run for the hills.  I guess I could overnight some in a big pot… or jump on a plane with an delicious smelling carry-on.  But alas, I’m staying in California, just sending up some good prayers for her.  And I’m posting this chicken soup recipe for you here today.  I found it when my dad was super sick from chemo a few years ago.  I wanted something that wasn’t too fancy, and easily separated, so that he could just drink the broth, or add the chicken, or add the carrots, onions and celery, whatever sounded good to him.  This recipe hits the mark perfectly, and is super nourishing.

It comes from my all-time domestic hero, Martha Stewart.  I’m including the link to the video right here and I think you should totally watch it because she cuts up that whole fryer like a boss.  I love her.

So Jen, feel better.  And Shea, this is suuuuper easy.  Just sayin’.

INGREDIENTS

  • 1 whole chicken (about 4 pounds), cut into pieces (including back)
  • 8 cups water
  • Coarse salt
  • 3 medium onions, thinly sliced (4 cups)
  • 2 celery stalks, sliced crosswise 1/4 inch thick
  • 4 garlic cloves, crushed
  • 6 medium carrots, sliced 1/2 inch thick

DIRECTIONS

  1. Bring chicken, water, and 1 tablespoon salt to a boil in a large stockpot. Skim foam. Add onions, celery, and garlic. Reduce heat. Simmer, partially covered, for 30 minutes.
  2. Remove breast, and set aside. Add carrots. Simmer, partially covered, for 40 minutes.
  3. Remove remaining chicken; discard back and wings. Let cool slightly. Remove meat from bones, and cut into bite-size pieces.
  4. Stir in desired amount of chicken; reserve the rest for another use. Skim fat. Season with salt.

 

Christmas Cobbler

Can we start with this: On Christmas Eve, it snowed on our hill. Look at my babies. They have no idea what to do.

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On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a dessert hack.

Our new home town is also home to Harry and David, gourmet grocers, famous for their Moose Munch and gift baskets. Their flagship store also has fresh groceries. Last week they had cherries for $2/lb. So I bought a bunch, thinking I would make some jam.

Then the kids started eating them.

A few days ago I put them away in an effort to save enough to make a cherry cobbler for Christmas dinner. I need to work on my hiding places, because yesterday morning there were twenty sad cherries in the bottom of the bowl.

What I did have in abundance was cranberries and tangerines. So I made up a citrus cranberry cherry cobbler, using the cobbler topping from my trusty BHG New Cookbook (the 1989 version, thank you very much). Super easy and delicious!

Ingredients:

Filling:

1 bag fresh cranberries

½ cup water

½ cup fresh squeezed tangerine juice (orange would work, too)

¾ cup sugar

Whatever cherries (or any other berries, fresh or frozen) you got, sister! Pit them, of course.

Topping:

1 cup flour

¼ cup sugar

1 teaspoon baking powder

½ teaspoon cinnamon

3 tablespoons butter

1 egg

3 tablespoons milk

Preheat oven to 400 F degrees.

Pop the cranberries, sugar, water and juice into a pot and bring to a boil over medium heat. Cook until cranberries pop and break down into sauce, stirring occasionally, about ten minutes. Add cherries, and cook for a few more minutes, until the cherries begin to soften.

In a separate bowl, combine flour, sugar, baking powder and cinnamon. Cut in the butter fork or pastry knife. Whisk milk and egg separately, then add to mixture, stirring just to combine

Pour hot fruit mix into an 8x8x2 baking dish. Crumble topping over mixture. Cook for 20 to 25 minutes, until crumble browns.

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I would normally serve this with homemade whopped cream, but since my Kitchenaid DIED on December 23 and the nearest service center is Portland–no, I can’t talk about it, hurts too much.

Ice cream would work too.

Dana and I hope you enjoy this Christmas season. We’ll see you again on Epiphany. In the meantime, happy New Year to you and yours. Be warm, be safe, be happy!